That's it. Because birds can't back up.
They can't? Well, I found more than one reference to this idea. I have half a mind to try one and make a pigeon pie.
Aaron DaMommio: husband, father, writer, juggler, and expert washer of dishes. "DaMommio" rhymes with "the Romeo", as in "my parents told me they thought about naming me Romeo DaMommio, and I believed them, when I was ten."
Wow. If true for all birds, I've suddenly lost a lot of respect for gray parrots and ravens, two of my favorite bird species.
ReplyDeleteBut maybe this only applies to stupid birds?
Hey, if birds are descended from dinosaurs, do you think that dinosaurs maybe couldn't back up either?
Dinosaurs couldn't back up, but for a different reason: they're so big, you see, and the backing-up truck beeper ("beep...beep...beep") hadn't been invented yet...
ReplyDeleteOh, man, I just had a vision of a dino trap made from giant cement pipe...
You have not one, but two favorite bird species?
ReplyDeleteI heard the same thing about dogs, and my Siberian huskies back up fine; Diva can go backwards pretty fast.
ReplyDeleteYeah, ravens and gray parrots are just extremely clever, to the extent that scientists have been trying to figure out how their brains are wired differently, because those brains seem too small to achieve some of the results.
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