They Should Post This Guy's Photo at All Game Shops

This list of 1600 Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do During an RPG had me giggling, then rolling with laughter. Some highlights:

...the ones that imply he fails in his duty to his fellow players:

"Must learn at least one offensive or defensive spell if I'm the sorcerer."

...I remember PVP doing this joke:

I will not beat Tomb of Horrors in less than 10 minutes from memory.

...Hitler references always work:

Even if he was a paragon of humanity in his alternate dimension, Good Hitler is not an appropriate superhero concept.