Your Creation Museum Report, from The Whatever, by John Scalzi, 2007
Just so you know, hardcore creationism includes the idea that despite all of paleontology, the world was created only about 6k years ago. And dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
It wasn't as tough as you'd think, because back in the Garden of Eden days, all the animals were herbivores. No joke. There were T-rexes around, but you didn't have to worry about them eating you. Maybe stepping on you, but not eating you.
Until after Eve and the whole apple fiasco. Then you were a buffet walking.