Saturday, June 06, 2009

Stupid superpowers and Daisy Owl

I've been making a list of stupid superpowers. I've come up with more than a hundred of them. Some of them are pretty good. My favorite so far is called "Motherportation." It ends any superhuman battle immediately, because it allows you to teleport your opponent's mother right into the fray.

Then your opponent has to drive her home.

But I thought of this because of Thursday's episode of Daisy Owl, where Steve the Bear's new girlfriend displays a pretty specific superpower of her own. Let's call it langvoyance: she can tell what language you took in high school.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:33 PM

    I wanna see the rest of your list.