Thursday, April 01, 2010

It was me

It was Sunday...Tanya had bought a pack of Doublestuff Golden Oreos and foolishly left them out in the open.

I ate a whole row out of the pack in ten minutes. Later I'm upstairs changing clothes and I hear her holler about the cookies, asking who ate them.

I keep silent.

Then she starts yelling at the kids.

I start laughing, one of those uncontrollable laughs, I awkwardly get my shoes on, go down, helpless with laughter, hollering, gasping between breaths..."don't kill them, Tanya...it was me...it was me."

It was me.

3 comments:

  1. So, then did she start yelling at you? :)

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  2. That was the best part, actually: I defused the whole situation by laughing.

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  3. Well played, my friend, well played.

    Now the kids are blaming SBD's on me, however. Ouch.

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