Monday, April 20, 2009

When Superman meets Lyle Lovett....

Given his experiences with his high school girlfriend (Lana Lang), his adult flame (Lois Lane) and his arch-enemy (Lex Luthor), Superman must be in a quandary about Lyle Lovett: date him or fight him?

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  1. Lyle Lovett might be the only male ever to possess the prehensile hair superpower. He's kind of like that Spiderman villain Hammerhead, except that instead of having a plate of unbendable steel in his head, he's got a coif of unbreakable hair.

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  2. If you were a guy and your power was superstrong prehensile hair, like the character Medusa in Marvel comics or one of the Doom Patrol members from a recent incarnation, would you just conceal it out of embarrassment? You couldn't really hide it as another power.

    I guess your nickname would have to be Samson. Or Fabio.

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  3. I'd like to point out that I'm only posting selected jokes from my notes here. Imagine the ones I reject.

    You are trying to steal my Mr. Grip character's abilities, aren't you? Remember that a side effect of his power was hair control?

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