Continuing the Burma Shave tradition

On one of our annual Christmas drives to Wisconsin, this one in 2003, we saw some signs put up in Burma-Shave style:

The villain that night

got really rough

until the little lady

got really tough

And here's the kicker: 

gunssavelives.com

(However, I checked this page out just now, though, and it seems like it has been parked.) 

That was my first introduction to this modern takeoff on Burma-shave. But here's a better one we saw later:

Castle or cabin

or geodesic dome

homeland security

begins at home

I'm no gun fan, but I love it when people pursue their agendas with humor.